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« on: September 04, 2009, 10:23 AM »

Pick the month you were born, then the date, and the color of the clothes you are wearing.


Month:

January: I ate
February: I killed
March: I slept with
April: I mugged
May: I beat up
June: I danced with
July: I ran over
August: I kissed
September: I slapped
October: I flirted with
November: I dreamed about
December: I punched

Day:

01: a dog
02: a homeless guy
03: a prostitute
04: Paris Hilton
05: a monkey
06: Bill gates
07: Jeff Dunham
08: Achmed the dead terrorist
09: a junkie
10: Carlos Santana
11: the Statue of Liberty
12: a ghost
13: a serial killer
14: James bond
15: a HIV positive
16: Al Capone
17: a cockroach
18: Elvis Presley
19: a frog
20: Yao Ming
21: a pervert
22: Mr. T
23: a cat
24: Meg Ryan
25: myself
26: the red baron
27: a glass of water
28: Adolf Hitler
29: a lampost
30: a cop
31: a teenage mutant ninja turtle

Color you're wearing:

Yellow: Because I had to!
Black: Because I got high!
Blue: Because It makes me happy!
White: Because the bitch stole my taco!
Red: Because our tribe leader told me to!
Green: in the back seat of my car!
Stripes: Because I love it!
Orange: Because it's raining outside!
Pink: Because I had nothing else to do!
Brown: Because I'm cool like that!
Polka Dot: Beacause I forgot my line!
Shirtless: Because nobody cares about me!


I go First!!

I ran over a cop Because I got high!

Be honest!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 11:55 AM »

I danced with Bill gates because the bitch stole my taco!!
 argue3 punk punk lol
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 07:00 PM »

I ate Paris Hilton because the bitch stole my taco!


Might as well eat best of both worlds=)
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 09:11 AM »

I flirted with Paris Hilton because the bitch stoled my taco!!!
wooohooo!! top that!  clap2 lol1 ass
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 02:20 AM »

I danced with a cop because the bitch stole my taco! haha... nice one. Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 09:44 AM »

I slept with Carlos Santana because the bitch stole my taco...

Oh! Freakin'! jawdrop
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 12:21 PM »

I danced with Yao Ming bcoz I'm cool like that!

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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 01:52 AM »

I punched myself in the back seat of my car!


woohoo   harhar1
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2010, 03:46 AM »

I punched  pcwhack Yao Ming Because It makes me happy!


( haha! as if I could reach him. Oh maybe by plane!! haha plane)
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2010, 10:32 AM »

I flirted with a ghost Because it's raining outside!

hahahaha, it doesn't make sense... lol1
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2010, 03:53 AM »

I punched  :pcwhack:the achmed the dead terrorist because it's raining outside... badair

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